“I get by with a little help from my friends.”

What can I say, I love my besties ❤

Jordan Claire's avatarThe Unteacherly Teacher

“I get by with a little help from my friends.”

That statement means more and more to me being in the teaching field. As I have mentioned in the past, I work at a title 1 school. Meaning, a majority of our kids come from lower-income families. So, needless to say, we have our fair share of discipline problems and some days are a lot harder than others.

Last year, I started out with a great group of teacher friends who helped me settle in the teacher life and gave me guidance along the way. This year, we have a new group of teachers who I can help and give advice to.

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Recently, I have had some really rough days in…

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Bad luck: Story of my life

Not saying I don’t just LOVE teaching, but with my original degree being journalism…it would be nice to get back into my first chosen career path.

So, a friend sends me this great job opportunity for a morning show host at a really good radio station in the area. Of course, I update my resume and apply! BAM! So proud.

I type up a nice cover letter, attach my newly refurbished resume and even attach my Westside Radio air check that I made a couple years back.

Send the email…

That is when I realize I was on an ex-students email address. I had forgot I had saw her Friday before break and she wanted to show me her scholarship essay to help start working on funds for college.Crap though.

Send off a job application in a students email. So, I logged into my email and sent all the info again…this time adding the funny story of why the first one was in a different email address. Well, perhaps they will find it funny and get back to me because i live an entertaining life? One can hope. My life. Lawdy!

TFTD: Is it SO wrong to want to be a Disney Princess?

This is a question I must ask myself. Daily.

When I get home from work there is nothing better than putting on a Disney movie to make my sorrows and stresses of life disappear. However, I am 25…am I too old to be so easily swept off my feet and taken into such fantasy by a simple animation made to entertain children?

Personally, I think those movies and shows that we all love and continue to watch have helped create me into the person I am and the person I want to be.

I see nothing wrong with dreaming of a day that I will be able to be a Disney Princess. Shoot, I am still applying for jobs to cos-play princesses for party companies. (No, this is not a joke. Serious as a heart attack).

I know people may see this as being immature and childlike, but explain to me how enjoying anything to this extent is not immature or childlike.

We watch shows we like and get lost in certain things to escape reality. My reality just happens to consist of adventure, true love, talking forest animals and magic.

So, until the day I feel too old I stop breathing I will forever love Disney movies and long to be a Disney princess.

Who knows, perhaps if I wish upon a star, my dreams will come true. 😉

 

The solution to those with cats who pee where they want!

So, some of us have cats…and as they get older, sometimes they decide littler boxes are for children. I am the proud owner of one of those cats.

When I moved to London, my Siberian, Mia, (who was 12 at the time) decided she was mad I left her and proceeded to pee on anything soft as payback.

And we all know CAT PEE IS AWFUL and it is hard to get the smell out of materials.

Once moving back from London, I saw that my cat had been confined to a specific part of the house, since her little problem [and attitude] had gotten out of control.

Fast forward to today. My husband and I moved into our own apartment and wanted to bring her with us. My mom could not keep her anymore but we were worried because of her peeing issue.

After not seeing any other options, my husband and I were thinking we were going to have to put her down, due to the fact she was unable to be adopted because of her lack of littler training.

Luckily for us, the day we were going to put her down, my aunt messaged my mom with a possible solution…

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CAT DIAPERS! Yup, they make diapers for cats!

At first I was skeptical since my darling would easily get off a normal diaper. However, these specially made cat diapers, also known as, Piddle Pants, looked like a harness attached to a diaper.

Now, the best part? You just place half of a maxi pad in the little designated area and BAM! Kitty diaper complete!

They are not only a way of helping keep your furniture and carpets cat pee free, they are also a kitty fashion statement that will make all the other cats jealous.

Only down side, they take about 6 weeks from when you order them to get to you…but there is a great reason behind that. The creator hand makes them!! Oh yes, so my darling 15-year-old baby has pink Piddle Pants with a little black bow on the harness part.

I can put them on without help, since they are velcro like infant diapers, and it does not limit her walking abilities.

Thanks to this little creation, my Mia is happily living with me again and rocking some pink pants and a positive, playful attitude once again.

Thought for the day: Oh, the places you’ll go

After one school year, I said goodbye to many of my 8th graders today. Today, they graduated from Largo Middle and are off to high schools in the fall.

I could not be more proud.

I have learned a lot from these crazy 14 & 15 year old kids the past year.

I learned terms and slang for things I hope to never use. With them, I experienced relationship breakups and relationship makeups. I learned how to trick them into learning and how to recognize when they are in a “mood”.  They taught me to never give up on them, just because they test the waters the first few months of school. They taught me that at their age, some of them have gone through more in the last year than I have in my entire life.

The main thing they taught me was that, as their teacher, I am meant to do more than just teach them.

I am meant to be part of their support system, a person they can trust, and a person they know will be cheering them on, even when they frustrate me to no end.

My classroom is a safe haven. A place to escape middle school drama or a place where they can come hangout and eat lunch.

Although I use to tell them they made my life hard. They did, but in a way I will truly miss this summer and next year.

So, to all my 8th grade darlings who stalk my blog and will see this….Good luck in high school! I know you will succeed. And ALWAYS remember these words when it comes to the new relationships you will make over the next 4 years:

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” – Dr. Seuss

 

 

Thought for the day: A dream is a wish your heart makes

Last week I married the love of my life. However, since we have had a busy week, I am just now able to blog about my wedding day.

For all you brides, keep in mind nothing will ever go PERFECTLY according to plan, but if there is a bump in the road, jump over it and come up with a new plan.

I have always been one of those girls who is obsessed with Disney, and has been ever since I was little. So, my dream wedding would have been at Disney if I had all the $$$ in the world. Although, since I am I teacher and did not win the lotto, I did everything I could to make my wedding something any princess would have been proud of.

We had a beautiful venue down on St. Pete Beach (sand free, so I could wear heels still) it was perfect! The ceremony was outside and the reception was upstairs in the ballroom of the venue.

So, here are my top 5 moments from my wedding:

5. My entire European family was able to make it. We had a great time catching up since we graduated from our MA degree 1.5 years ago! 

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4. My adorable wedding toppers. I love them! My friend, Holly, made them and I think they are the cutest things ever created! Plus, she was spot on with the outfits. 

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3. Being walked down the aisle by my mom and coach was a touching moment that I will never forget. 

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2. My brother, sister-in-law, and niece drove down from New Mexico! Seeing them was amazing! Since they decided to make the trip last minute. 

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1. I got to marry the love of my life! I am now Mrs. Hill and could not be happier ❤

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So, those are my top 5 moments. I loved every second of our wedding and am so happy to have all those amazing memories. Thank you to all my friends and family who came to celebrate with us!

 “A dream is a wish your heart makes, when you’re fast asleep. In dreams you will lose your heart ache, whatever you wish for you keep. Have faith in your dreams and some day, a rainbow will come shining through. No matter how your heart is grieving, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true.” – Cinderella

 

 

#ProudTeacherMoment

There crazy kids are my journalism class. Some days, they make my life stressful with unfinished stories and the lack of photos they take, but most days, we have a great time for 90 minutes learning about journalism and editing our stories for publishing.

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Today I worked hard on their first publication. Since this is the first student publication at Largo Middle for quite some time, I decided to make it look like a newsletter because my students thought the sound of a magazine was cooler than that of a newspaper.

We also started a blog to accompany our publication where all out stories will be held and shown all around the world.

These 32 students are a very hard working, lovable bunch who have been running around campus getting interviews. All I have heard from those interviewees was how prepared my students were and how professional their interviews seemed.

Needless to say I am very proud of them.

Show some love for LMS and these darling students, check out our journalism blog and the PDF of the publication that is posted on the site. Comment, share, get these kids to really understand just how awesome their doing in this fun, new elective class.

Days like today make me proud to be a teacher. GO TIGERS! 🙂

The Tiger Teller

Thought for the day: Pros and Cons to having your classroom in a portable

Well, since many teachers have to be in a portable at least once in their teaching careers…even if it is temporary, here are some pros and cons to the portable teacher life. 

Well, let us start with the bad…then I will end on the positive notes! 

CONS to the portable life:

  • Rainy Day Schedule: I have never witnessed a more frustrating system than rainy day schedule. Not only is it frustrating to edit your lesson plans to suit another teacher’s room, but you are also floating to a new room every class. Also, your kiddies do NOT handle change well, so they think rainy day schedule means “FREE FOR ALL!” Quickly explain to them that they still have to work…and pretend that you had those lesson plans all along. 
  • Bathroom situations: For me, the closest staff bathroom is a good 2 minute walk away…so good luck trying to do your business between classes. I suggest making a friend with a close by teacher who can help you out…and visa versa. Also note that it will take your students a bit longer to go to their bathroom if you give them a pass…if you are doing something important, they can hold it until you are finished explaining the directions. 

PROS to the portable life:

  • Air control: You get to control your own air conditioning. It is lovely. Not too cold, not too hot. JUUUUSTTTT RIGHT 😉
  • Peace and quiet: You do not have to worry about that loud speaking teacher who you can hear through the walls constantly. You have your room and the sounds of mother nature (if there are any). You also do not get too bothered during your planning period. It is lovely being a hermit some days. 
  • Scenery: Most portables are outside of the main school building and have a few windows. Not all classrooms have windows, so the kids can appreciate a bit of natural light in the classroom. 

Apart from the occasional wasp, lizard or thunder storm, I love having a portable. I can lesson plan in quiet. My kids can be a bit rowdy and other teachers can’t hear. 

However, just pray there is not a tornado or a mob of angry kids because portables aren’t the safest while sitting on a few cement bricks. 

For all you teachers in portables. Take advantage of the portable life. There are quite a bit of pros to balance out the cons. 🙂

Thought for the day: Teaching and it’s ups and downs

From journalism to middle school Language Arts teacher…never thought I would see that happen.

Teaching has been a true eye opener. I love my kids. They are truly a clever bunch…even when they drive me nuts.

Today, however, was one of those days all teachers experience (some more than others) where you come home from work and are completely worn out and all you want is a nice BIG glass of wine.

A few fights and in class glares later, I was having one of those days.

As I sit here with my glass of wine, reflecting on why I decided to drop all my journalistic skills to become a teacher…it came to me. Even though these kids may not to the homework I assign, or may talk the entire class without a second thought. Although there are days I could honestly just yell at every one of them…I realize…

Yes, I am a teacher, a person most kids either love or hate. I see them every other day (block scheduling) for 90 minutes. They have bad days. They have good days. They cry in my class. They laugh. They are typical preteens/teens.

I went into teaching so I could make even the slightest difference in these kids lives through my skills and abilities.

I think every person should teach, for even a year, just to see what our upcoming generation is like. Full of the same clever, brilliant, outgoing spirit we once had. Just like us…they need someone to believe in them and love them for all their quirky characteristics.

A month in…I still love teaching and think it is the best career decision I made. I love my students. They bring a smile to my face and seeing them learn and understand what I teach makes my job all the more worth it.

*For any of my students who social media stalk me on the weekends, keep smiling and see you Monday 😉

Disney Audition: Take Two

I have gotten multiple responses and questions about my first attempt at auditioning for Disney, so I figured I should let you all know how my second attempt at auditioning went. 

This auditions was for the voice/face of Ariel for the Little Mermaid show. I saw the audition slightly last minute, but decided I would give it one more try. 

(**Side note for those of you who read my first blog about Disney…I have about 16lbs since the last audition.) 

The typecast for the part of Ariel was too perfect for me to pass up: between 5’1″ and 5’4″,  soprano vocal range and looks between the ages of 16 to 20. 

AKA the typecast WAS ME. 

The song requirements was having 16 bars of a song on sheet music, where you had to sing along with a pianist. Now, since I decided it would be a good idea to do this audition last minute, I had no time to practice this song with someone playing it…

If you audition for a vocal past, I would definitely recommend not just showing up without practicing it like I did. Luckily it was a song that I could sing in my sleep, so I was okay. However, probably not the best thing to just chance it. 

Now, when you got the audition you signed up at the front and they gave you a number. For this audition they had two rooms for auditions going, so they got people in and out of there as quickly as they could.

They had you do the voice audition first, if you made it past that then they took you to costume to check out if your body/facial feature would suit the character…

and let me tell you…they had VERY SPECIFIC measurements for Ariel. I made it past the vocal audition, which made me happy. However, of all the girls there that auditioned, only ONE made it to the callbacks. 

Like I said ladies, VERY SPECIFIC TYPECAST.

Sadly, another Disney dream bit the dust for this girl.

Only difference between defeat and success is how you look at it. I know deep down it doesn’t matter that I didn’t get the part because in my heart I know I am a Disney princess.

If you auditioned and didn’t get it…don’t give up. Audition again and keep your chin up. What am I doing with myself now that I have stopped chasing the Disney princess dream?

I am just keeping on with my happy self; loving life, laughing lots and randomly breaking into song and dance thinking I am in a fairytale. 🙂