Why is it when I move to a different country all these boys come out of the wood work to tell me “I’m the perfect girl for them”..?
NEWSFLASH FELLAS….I AM IN LONDON… not in America… so you’re a tad to late for me to be perfect for you. Why did you not have this revelation months ago… or even years ago? Oh wait, I know why.. its because you were to busy dating girls you would just date, rather than dating girls you could take home to your family, and/or potentially marry.
However, luckily for you guys, I am a nice person. I don’y hold it against you that you’re a bit dumb…and apparently WAY to late for us to be anything more than friends… but at least you tried? I mean I am now at the stage of my life where I am not looking for a relationship. Marriage is not even on my list right now. So my advice for you now is next time you meet a girl and think she could be potential for a long relationship that could lead to much more than just…well, ya know. I suggest going for it, rather than waiting. Because you wait to long, her Prince Charming could come…then you miss out.
That is all the advice I have for you boys… oh…and please. If you now decide that you think I am perfect and blah blah blah…keep that to yourself. I enjoy the flattery, but come on.. seriously… ya get the point. XX
